oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

drarna:

RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER

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WE LUV U STEPMOMMY

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change.

snuggay: at least we get instant messaging

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

nagittokomaeda:

i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now 

buttsforbreakfast:

Ladles. A hundred ladles. A million ladles. Everything is made of ladles. You try to pinch yourself, but your hand is gone. It is only ladles.

what the heck was I doing when I made this
Anonymous: I also have butts for breakfast

are we the same person?

wh0ritos: chowder is the best show ever
classicalistair: unicorn-avengers: LOOK WHAT I MADEI bought a pair of old jeans for, idk, 5 bucks maybe, and cut them into a pair of shorts. I put some studs on the pocket, and some awesome as hell marvel fabric, and bam there I have a pair of marvelous shorts. Maybe I actually want to wear shorts this year… this is the best idea.

yo if you speak french and mispronounce le as les or use le instead of les im going to find you and beat you

android18:

neofriend:

Remember when justin bieber said that the saddest moment of his life was when his hamster died and like… there’s a movie about him…there’s a movie about justin bieber…

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